kane and toews
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone
LESS THAN 3 HOURS OF SLEEP I FEEL GREAT LETS GO DO SOMETHING LETS GO KILL A DUDE
“maybe its not my weekend but its gonna be my year” makes sense when you’re in a famous band touring the world with your best friends with little to no responsibility and thousands of teenage girls willing to fuck your brains out alex i bet your idea of a shitty weekend is running out of pizza rolls you little shit
god was obviously high as fuck when he made sea creatures
They were probably his first creations and he was so ashamed that he tried hiding them.
It’s like his old dA account
if you dont find this to be the cutest thing you’ve ever seen youre fucking wrong