"The reason for living was to get ready to stay dead a long time."
*starts crying* i just really like mashed potatoes
randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself
The single most important thing Tom said in his video.
i hope all of you get to makeout w/ someone hot at a shitty party while one of these new arctic monkeys tracks plays in the background
'Being beautiful is actually only like fifth or sixth of the things that are amazing about her. 'She's really hilarious, and she loves basketball! I think people look at us and wonder what kind of information I have on her to get so lucky. Like, I must have video of her taking a bomb into the White House.' - Jason Sudeikis
Early concepts for Iron Man 3 title sequences // Suit Porn
— Iron Man doing a striptease in his removable suit (x)
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
NO ONE WOULD EVER THINK OF LEAVING BEFORE THE CREDITS WERE OVER