I still have to remind myself to brush my hair and look socially acceptable.”- Holland Roden (x)

tyquil:

lisaspliffson:

All she did was ask what his name was

i really dont think enough people have seen this 

atypicalblonde:

one time I overslept and my mom came into my room to wake me up and said “you had better get up or else you’ll be rushing”. I wanted to say “if I’m rushing then so be it” but since I was still half asleep my mind changed “rushing” to “Russian”, I rolled over and said “if I’m Russian, soviet” and to this day it’s the best joke I’ve ever made

dannybriereisaliferuiner:

when I find myself in times of trouble

Patrick Kane comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

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bethosaurus:

reilpikram:

haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

Wat.

im speechless

hellowonderwhatsyourname:

BRING ON THE PLAYOFFS.

hellowonderwhatsyourname:

BRING ON THE PLAYOFFS.