Bhawks

because you are the only thing that’s keeping me alive…

MAYBE IF WE NEVER WAKE UP WE CAN SEE THE SKY

*slightly aggressive clapping while Mexican music plays*

Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti

i am three years behind in my math homework

Chicago Blackhawks: Started from the top and we're still fucking here

futuresaad:

5th grade yearbook (x)

jonathanntoews:

kane and toews

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

This show is fucking brilliant.

wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

doctorpsycho:

gurotesquegirl:

LESS THAN 3 HOURS OF SLEEP I FEEL GREAT LETS GO DO SOMETHING LETS GO KILL A DUDE

thnksfrthbttfck:

“maybe its not my weekend but its gonna be my year” makes sense when you’re in a famous band touring the world with your best friends with little to no responsibility and thousands of teenage girls willing to fuck your brains out alex i bet your idea of a shitty weekend is running out of pizza rolls you little shit

dad-butts:

krill-ex:

god was obviously high as fuck when he made sea creatures

They were probably his first creations and he was so ashamed that he tried hiding them.

It’s like his old dA account

flyered-up:

if you dont find this to be the cutest thing you’ve ever seen youre fucking wrong